The Wait for Outfly

The wait for Wartburg's notorious holiday, Outfly, has been a terrible experience. Everyday I have to make the tough decision of whether or not to do all of my homework. The reason for this is because if Outfly is the next day, my homework will not be due! Unfortunately, no one but the student-body president, Zach Sommers, knows what day Outfly is scheduled for (sometimes I don't even think he knows). I have given up on trying to decide what day Outfly will land on, and have decided to do my homework everyday regardless. My upper-classmen friends have tried convincing me that Outfly is non-existent and is just a joke that they play on freshman. Luckily, I can see through their lies and am not quite as unintelligent as they believe! Anyway, whatever day Outfly lands on (hopefully tomorrow) I will be a very happy camper, but will probably spend most of Outfly doing homework (Seriously though, if Outfly is not tomorrow I will probably drop out! :) ). A day off classes will be great no matter how I spend it!